Listening
“Mommy, I got a burn in my eye.” says Timmy.
“That’s right, because you jumped on me when I had hot coffee.”
“Yeah.”
“That’s why Mommy tells you not to jump on me when I have hot coffee. Do you think you’ll listen now when Mommy tells you not to do something?”
“No.”
Well, at least he’s honest. BTW: he didn’t really get burned, just a drop splashed on his face.